$LASER

$LASER · Robinhood Chain

Laser eyes. Back on.

The eyes are the culture. MSTR is the pair. The plan: $LASER against the MSTR token on Robinhood Chain. Wear the conviction.

Laser my PFP Meet the pair
THE PLANNED PAIR$LASER / MSTRPre-launch
EYES ON. CONVICTION IN.
$LASER coin: cartoon man with red laser eyes inside a gold ring
The signal was always in the eyes.
THE CULTURE / THE QUOTE / THE CHAINScroll for the connection ↓

THE ORIGINAL SIGNAL. STILL ON.

#LaserRayUntil100K

Bitcoin, live. The original $100K marker. Eyes on through it all.

THE CONVICTION BOARDTHE CULTURE MOVES. THE EYES STAY ON.
BITCOIN / THE ORIGINAL SIGNALLoading…

The original laser-eyes milestone.

BTC spot · loading feed
MSTR / THE PLANNED QUOTELoading…

Strategy Inc. • Robinhood Token

The other side of the pair ↗
$LASER / THE NEXT CHAPTEREYES ON.

Robinhood Chain. LASER/MSTR.
Contract announced at launch.

The PFP studio is already open ↗

01 / THE CONNECTION

The meme.
The conviction.

Laser eyes gave conviction a face.
Now give the eyes a pair.
$LASER / MSTR. Robinhood Chain.

CULTURE MEETS CONVICTION01 : 02

Same eyes. Different sides of the pair.

PAIR NOTESPRE-LAUNCH

$LASER / MSTR

The proposed pool pairs $LASER with MSTR — Strategy Inc. • Robinhood Token. MSTR is the token you would swap into $LASER.

Network
Robinhood Chain
Base / quote
$LASER / MSTR
Pool
Not yet announced

The pair is the narrative. $LASER does not represent Strategy shares, a claim on its Bitcoin, or an official partnership.

01 / THE FACE

Conviction you can wear.

Before it was a ticker, it was a profile picture. Two red eyes said everything. $LASER carries that visual language.

02 / THE PAIR

The reference becomes the quote.

The Saylor connection is built into the proposed pair: the laser-eyes meme against the MSTR token on Robinhood Chain.

03 / THE PARTICIPATION

Make it your own.

No waiting for launch to join the aesthetic. Put lasers on your face, your cat, your favourite statue. Then take them to the timeline.

MSTR REFERENCE PRICELoading…Quote token only · DEXScreener
MSTR TOKEN ADDRESS · NOT $LASER CA
0xec262a75e413fAfD0dF80480274532C79D42da09
View MSTR ↗
ONE LOOK. AN ENTIRE LANGUAGE.IF YOU KNOW,
YOUR EYES GLOW.Put yours on ↗

02 / WEAR THE SIGNAL

Your face.
Same conviction.

Drop a photo. Find your eyes. Turn them on. Save your PFP, then take it everywhere. Free, with no wallet needed.

LASER EYES / PFP STUDIO1024 × 1024 PNG · MADE IN YOUR BROWSER
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03 / THE CULTURE

Conviction
has many faces.

Real photos. Eyes on. Tap one to save it or post it.

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    04 / THE CALL

    Some signals
    never die.

    Where the eyes came from.

    1. 2021THE SIGNAL

      Two eyes. One belief.

      Laser eyes take over crypto PFPs. Bitcoin at $100K becomes the rallying cry.

    2. 2024THE MILESTONE

      Six figures. Same eyes.

      Bitcoin crosses $100K. A number becomes history. The image stays in the culture.

    3. NOWTHE NEXT CHAPTER

      Put them back on.

      A culty token. A PFP for everyone. A planned LASER/MSTR pair on Robinhood Chain.

    The thesis eyes on

    Laser eyes are back.

    A culty token on Robinhood with a PFP generator, so everyone can have their laser eyes on going into this bull cycle.

    Once the market really picks up, the biggest names in crypto will put those PFPs back on.

    Exhibit A
    Michael Saylor@saylor · Mar 28, 2026

    It’s time to put the laser eyes back on. $BTC

    The original signalView on X

    05 / WHEN IT’S TIME

    Know
    the route.

    The planned pair is LASER/MSTR. The contract and pool are not announced yet.

    1. 01

      Wallet

      Use an EVM wallet configured for Robinhood Chain.

    2. 02

      Get the quote token

      The planned quote is MSTR on Robinhood Chain. Use the MSTR address above to identify it, and keep ETH for network fees.

    3. 03

      MSTR → $LASER

      Once launch is confirmed, the verified contract and swap link will appear here. Until then, there is no official pool to use.

    CA Contract drops at launch

    Other tokens use the Laser Eyes name. Only trust the $LASER contract published here. The MSTR address above is the quote token, not our contract.

    Pre-launch · Contract and pool not yet announced
    Price
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    THE TIMELINE CAN CHANGE.
    THE EYES DON’T HAVE TO.

    Make your laser PFP $LASER / MSTR · ROBINHOOD CHAIN

    YOU FOUND THE TRAPDOOR.

    OFF THE
    RECORD.

    The serious part of being unserious.

    Also: tap the hero coin five times quickly. You didn’t hear it from us.

    DEPARTMENT OF UNNECESSARY CONVICTION

    FUD PATROL.

    Tap the FUD to zap it. Every five hits earns a bonus. A miss breaks your streak. Keyboard: 1–4.

    SCORE 0SECONDS 20.0YOUR BEST 0
    Your laser cannon
    20 SECONDS. ZERO MERCY FOR FUD.

    A toy, not trading advice. Personal best saved on this device. No prizes. Just unreasonable pride.

    EXTREMELY UNOFFICIAL. COMPLETELY YOURS.

    PROOF OF
    CONVICTION.

    Uses your studio PFP if you’ve made one. Otherwise, the original eyes have you covered.